Dude, if you're going to call a phone sex chick, use a land line. Seriously, unless you know your reception is good on your cell. There's nothing more annoying than getting half way into a good call and having to be like, "Hello? Hello? Are you there?" and having to repeat your dirty instructions 3 times. Sigh. Oh well.

It's been a relatively busy weekend, after a quiet couple of weeks. A couple of my regulars (hi boys, you know who you are) have started calling me again, and it's been nice to catch up on their latest escapades.